War of the Worlds
Bad movie cubed
Bad movie cubed
Doesn’t work
American absurdism
The beasts are back in town
Wicked fun
It’s hard being The Boss
I wouldn’t answer that
Comic carnage
Two upgrades too many
Serious extreme silliness
Gag-inspiring gags
Naked as ever
A remake made right
Fanboy-fu
Lethally dull
Awe-less
An analog good time
Little sign of intelligent life
Super reboot
Cruise is jealous
Spot-on, off-kilter fable
Infectious entertainment
He did it his way
A painless viewing experience