The Green Inferno
Retread pastiche by schlockmeister Eli Roth
Retread pastiche by schlockmeister Eli Roth
Lacks thrills, Daniel Radcliffe, and a reason for existing
Absolutely charming
I left the theater saddened
This will rob you of 94 minutes of your life
It’s well written and paced, and there’s an infectious enthusiasm
The only star of this film is the implacable mountain itself
There are insights and amusement aplenty here
Offbeat fun with a bizarre dramatic turn
Amusingly retro, great-looking, and totally forgettable
Yet another low-budget 47 Ronin riff
Be warned that the film is tonally uneven