The Death of Stalin
Appallingly funny, frighteningly resonant
Appallingly funny, frighteningly resonant
Super Delightful
Elemental whodunit
Terminally pointless
Ghosts aren’t real; goosebumps are
New bilingual TV dramedy starts Kickstarter campaign to fund release
How is it possible to make dinosaurs boring?
The latest addition to Japan’s quirky, supernatural dramedy genre
A surrealistic double reality
In the latest engaging claymation from Nick Park, a group of Neanderthals must defend their homeland from their arrogant, bronze-age Euro-trash neighbors … in a kind of slobs-versus-snobs soccer game. Voice talent includes Eddie Redmayne, Tom Hiddleston, Timothy Spall and Rob Brydon. It’s hard not to be charmed by anything that comes out of Park’s Aardman Animations, […]
A winning match
This is what happens when you sell your franchise to Disney. Oh, there’s nothing really wrong with it as unnecessary prequels go, but it will appeal most to moviegoers who really, really needed to see more space battles and weird aliens, and were absolutely dying for the origin stories of Han Solo and Chewbacca (and […]
After his fiancée is gunned down by terrorists in the initially happy opening scene (saw that coming), a young man signs up for counterterrorism lessons from a former Navy Seal (a scene-stealing Michael Keaton). With its exploitative, increasingly ludicrous plot every bit as unimaginative as the title, and its seizure-inducing machismo, this ultraviolent, generic Little […]
A woman (Margo Robbie) surviving on her own in a post-apocalyptic world seemingly devoid of other humans rescues a passing scientist (Chiwetel Ejiofor). Possibly the last two people on Earth, they have formed a tenuous bond by the time a second stranger appears (Chris Pine) and the inevitable triangle takes shape. As the story quietly […]
The San Jose tourist attraction Winchester Mystery House is a sprawling collection of architectural oddities, built with no apparent master plan by the mad widow of the rifle maker. Of course it’s inevitably rumored to be haunted by the spirits of those killed by the gun maker’s guns. Australia’s Spierig brothers (who made the vastly […]
And now for something unabashedly different. The 20-something James (“SNL”’s Kyle Mooney) was kidnapped as an infant and raised in a sealed desert biodome. His only connection to “reality” has been a cheesy kids’ TV show his parents produced for him as a teaching tool. When this man-child is finally rescued, he decides he cannot […]
“Family Feud” taken to a whole new level
Enough with the YA dystopia stuff
Macho baloney
Like 127 hours, but without being interesting
Slyly subversive anti-war dramedy
Perfunctory compassion
Transcendent revenge thriller
Gleeful genre-bashing
A perfectionist on imperfection
Wondering about Woody
Paddington envy
An ordinary film about extraordinary soldiers
All in for this winner
Quality eye candy
I put off seeing this movie, vaguely remembering its 1995 predecessor as a lame SFX extravaganza elevated to the (barely) watchable level by Robin Williams. But I’m here to tell you I had a ball. Four stereotypical US teens are sucked into the title board game and assume adult avatars, none of which remotely resembles […]
In the mid-20th century, “city planners” such as Robert Moses, gleefully tore down New York City’s wonderful neighborhoods in favor of utopian housing schemes and massive expressways. The buildings would become known as “the projects,” and look how that turned out. They would’ve destroyed the rest of the city were it not for writer and […]
A Bolshoi prima ballerina breaks a leg and is (naturally) sent to a government whore school to learn how to use her wiles as weapons. While Jennifer Lawrence’s sheer star presence can make any film compulsively watchable, I’m kind of disappointed she chose to take on such a pointless, pervy actioner built on a theme […]
But Gary Oldman’s brightest
Grating coming-of-age navel gazer
A work of art