Originally published on metropolis.co.jp on March 2013

How is the hardworking salarywoman supposed to get an influx of nourishment when the only suitable snacks around are synthetic yoghurts and shriveled salad? Maruchan has the answer with Hanauta Noodles, or instant ramen converted into super-girlie form. If you had any doubt of the target market, you need only look at the two flavors. “Chamomile Salt” supposedly eases the heart, with its green veggies imparting a “relaxing color.” That should provide relief from your narcoleptic boss’ continual abuse. Then, the “Rosehip Tantan,” with its red vegetables and sweet and sour taste, is touted to “open the body,” that is, regenkify you enough to kick the old bastard’s ass.

¥170, available at Tokyu Hands, drugstores and supermarkets nationwide. http://maruchan-hanauta.jp