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The Last Days on Mars

A lot of badly choreographed fights in space suits and helmets

A crew of scientists looking for life on Mars finds it. Problem is, it turns everyone it touches into SPACE ZOMBIES! (This could explain why life has had such a hard time evolving there.) A lot of badly choreographed fights in space suits and helmets, which makes it hard to tell who’s who (or care).

There are actually two mysteries here: Why would the talented Liev Schreiber be involved in this totally generic space horror flick? Or for that matter Elias Koteas or Olivia Williams? And two, how the hell did this trash get shown at Cannes? There’s no life here. Or entertainment value. (98 min)