Last Knights
Yet another low-budget 47 Ronin riff
Movies
My Old Lady
Be warned that the film is tonally uneven
Battles Royale
Instrumental rock trio tours third album, La Di Da Di
Foujita
Kohei Oguri visits bohemian Montparnasse
Moonwalkers
Comedy bar’s low, but the film’s lack of ambition is one of its charms
Earth to Echo
Sure to delight you—if you’re eight
WolfCop
Saskatchewan lycanthropic filmmaking at its finest
Pan
A totally unpleasant cinematic experience
A Little Chaos
A beautifully filmed and acted period piece
Kat DeLuna Landing
The dancehall diva whines it up in Japan
The Visit
I think M. Night Shyamalan is trying for a horror-comedy
The Transporter Refueled
This franchise is out of gas
Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials
Impressive visuals but narratively threadbare
Clouds of Sils Maria
Binoche, Moretz, and Stewart do some of their best work to date
John Wick
Not much of a plot; mostly, it's Reeves shooting people
The Age of Adaline
Meager emotional payoff for the great suspension of disbelief required
Insurgent
Nothing happened in this Divergent sequel, at least while I was awake
Survivor
Actioners don’t get any less original
The Captive
A lumbering misfire and waste of a strong cast
Magic Mike XXL
This bachelorette party of a movie is Showgirls with the F-bomb
Starred Up
Brutal but deeply humane look at the life of inmates
What We Did on Our Holiday
Bit sitcom-ish but well-written and directed
Fantastic Four
The world’s longest pre-credits sequence
The Intern
Good schmaltz, worth catching for the two Oscar winners