Originally published on metropolis.co.jp on April 2010

Well, maybe if you’re allergic to brow-furrowing. Steven Seagal’s latest remake of the same direct-to-video movie he’s been doing for a decade (OK, the zombie movie was a departure) features lines like, “I’m gonna f**k you up ugly”; several actors even worse than the Great Glaring One (starting with hottie of the month Marlaina Mah); plenty of violence and sadism; frequent and unimaginative gun battles; and no discernable plot. Did you know that the seaside town of Bellingham, Washington, is a hotbed of Chinese Tongs, the Russian mafia and crooked cops? Somebody should tell the Chamber of Commerce.