Originally published on metropolis.co.jp on August 2009

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My name is Don Morton and I hated this movie. The plot was as thin as washi, the acting as plastic as an otaku sex doll. I’ve lost many minutes of my life both watching this movie, and then having to actually write about it. What a waste. But hey, I’m getting paid. Do yourself a service and miss this one. Buy a nice pint of Belgian beer at Belgo instead, or a few cocktails at Sam & Dave if you’re cheap.
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