Originally published on metropolis.co.jp on May 2012

When the leader of two rival teams of seriously unhinged covert assassins is murdered in their deep-underground bunker and a self-destruct mechanism activated, the teams, instead of working together on an exit strategy, elect to start killing each other using office supplies. While this unforgivably violent, mean-spirited misfire is aiming for Dr. Strangelove satire, all it achieves is the most unpleasant 82 minutes of blunt trauma you will ever witness in a movie theater and a colossal waste of the talents of Rob Corddry, Ellen Barkin, Maggie Q, Adam Scott, Ving Rhames, Jeffry Tambor and Zach Galifianakis.