Originally published on metropolis.co.jp on June 2013

Jeez, where to start? This pop-culture hick-sploitation patchwork, this pointlessly ultra-violent NRA wet dream, this grindhouse retread, is one disgusting movie. The three fiercely amoral, radically redneck and heavily armed Oodie brothers help the sheriff keep his crime rate low by, well, shooting undesirables in the face. Then Eva Longoria asks them to retrieve her disabled godson from ex-hubby Billy Bob Thornton, and they three end up being chased, in turn, by hooker biker assassins, armored African-American Mad Maxers, and vicious Native American commandoes. You get the idea, y’all.