Steven Seagal checks in with a new movie, or more accurately the latest iteration of the one movie he always makes. This time he’s a badass, multi-skilled ex-special ops legend on a scum-killing “super-vigilante” mission. He’s Jack Reacher, John Rambo and a ninja all rolled into one. Just fatter. It gets better. The Great Scowling One delivers his hilariously awful lines in his funniest accent, the old New Orleans drawl, and keeps his favorite flab-concealing overcoat and Astroturf rug. It co-stars a pudgy, nearly recognizable Craig Sheffer, who appears to be unaware this is a career-ender. (106 min)
Don Morton
Don Morton has viewed some 6,000 movies, frequently awake. A bachelor and avid cyclist, he currently divides his time between Tokyo and a high-tech 4WD super-camper somewhere in North America.You may also like
Metropolis Autumn Issue 2024
See what's inside and where to pick up a copy
A Beginner’s Guide to Cycling in Tokyo
From buying and registering a bike to key rules of the road
How to Live in Japan
Visas, jobs and the real way people make it work
The Fascinating History Behind Japanese Kissaten
Plus top kissaten cafes to visit in Tokyo
What’s Happening in Tokyo this September?
Autumn festivals, fireworks and more!
About Town: Futuristic Summer Edition
Look to the future with light shows, modern art, and creative cocktails
What’s Happening in Tokyo This April?
Exciting festivals, performances and more! Our handpicked list of the best events going on this month.