Originally published on metropolis.co.jp on August 2010

Meet Pixel Mari-tan, star of a manga-style English conversation textbook series that purports to teach “the kind of military slang that other textbooks don’t.” Mari-tan hails from the magical kingdom of Paris Island, and when the flowers around her peaceful home begin to wither, she knows that the world’s happiness levels have dropped dangerously low. So what’s a gal to do but to join the US Marine Corps to fight terrorism and injustice beside her fellow cuties Army-san, Navy-san and Jiei-tan. But don’t let the moe appearance fool you—Mari-tan Eigo no Drill F*CK Hen gives a thorough overview of the myriad uses of the title word, including such useful phrases as “I’ll f***ing rip you a new asshole!” and “That’s in-f***cking-credible!” Gunnery Sergeant Hartman would be proud.

Published by Hobby Japan. Available at bookstores nationwide for ¥2,200. http://meturl.com/maritan