Originally published on metropolis.co.jp on April 2012

If this month’s Metropolis burger special hasn’t fully sated your lust for meat patties wrapped in a bun, maybe you’re aiming too high. For a trashy delight not to be found in any upmarket burger joint, head to your local Mini Stop conbini and wrap your filthy mitts round a G-Dog terimayo burger. Two hamburgers are nestled in a hot dog bun—an incestuous marriage of related fast-foodstuffs—and gloopily lubricated by mayonnaise and teriyaki sauce. With ¥198 and 330kcal on the table, what could go wrong?