All right, have a chuckle at the title, because that’s the only funny thing about this lame horror parody. A barrel of toxic waste falls off a truck and into a beaver habitat, engendering the fluffy little title monsters (rendered in lame animatronics), which proceed to terrorize a sextet of bratty, scantily clad, fornicating college kids—cue the beaver-cam.

The actors are so wooden, I couldn’t help but sympathize with the undead, flesh-eating, aquatic mammals for wanting to chew on them a little.

Good bad movies can only be unintentional; a point lost on the filmmakers. This is just bad. (76 min)