Originally published on metropolis.co.jp on February 2012

And the dreadful and the dopey and the decidedly disastrous. A bounty hunter circa 1849 must team up with a renegade Injun to battle the townspeople, who have all been turned to zombies by a mysterious green rock. Not a second take in the entire flaccid effort (Ed Wood lives!). I know actors are paid to pretend, but these guys are pretending to be actors. All the zombies look different. Once in a while a big-breasted woman takes off her top. Anachronistic rock soundtrack. The only reason I’m writing about this is that it will make a pretty good Bad Movie if you see it with friends and drink a lot.