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Extraterrestrial

Close encounters of the cheesy kind

At the end, a character says, “It’s the same thing we do every time.” Well, there’s your review. Maybe the filmmakers (the unrelated and not particularly vicious Vicious Brothers of Grave Encounters) wanted to see how many clichés they could stuff into a single movie.

Obnoxious, pot-smoking, fornicating twenty-somethings in a cabin in the woods are terrorized by generic aliens. Clueless cops, cattle mutilations, crazy Vietnam vet, and don’t forget the abductions and anal probes. Cast consists of talentless wannabes and has-beens (Gil Bellows, Michael Ironside). Close encounters of the cheesy kind. (101 min)

Don Morton

Don Morton has viewed some 6,000 movies, frequently awake. A bachelor and avid cyclist, he currently divides his time between Tokyo and a high-tech 4WD super-camper somewhere in North America.