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GOAT

Bleat!

Space Jam meets Zootopia. A diminutive member of the Capra genus aspires to one day play in the pro “Roarball” league, a fast-paced, all-animal, high-intensity, co-ed, full-contact derivation of basketball. His only slight prob is that the multitasking sport is dominated by the roughest, toughest – and biggest beasts on the planet, and he’s, well, a goat. A small one.

He gets his chance (of course; there are few surprises here) and begins the laborious process of working through every underdog (under-goat?) sports-movie cliché in the book. His momma told him to never give up; teamwork is more important than solo acclaim; you don’t have to be big to be good.

The background design and animation are more interesting than the story, and it’s more than a little frenetic. Personally, it gave me a headache. But I’m hardly in its target audience of B-Ball obsessed teens. Make that pre-teens.

This is one of those kid-centric animations that seem to exist solely to create jobs for Hollywood’s army of talented CGI wonks. It has a bit of heart if you look for it, though it’s all but buried in all the clamor.

I watched this partly because my man Stephen Curry produced it (and voices the giraffe). Need to up your game, Steph. (100 min)

Don Morton

Don Morton has viewed some 6,000 movies, frequently awake. A bachelor and avid cyclist, he currently divides his time between Tokyo and a high-tech 4WD super-camper somewhere in North America.