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Kite

Desexualized, toned-down live-action treatment of Umetsu’s anime

Yasuomi Umetsu’s infamous 1998 ultra-controversial, child-raping, super-violent anime cult fave about an orphaned and abused schoolgirl-cum-assassin (India Eisley) gets a desexualized, toned-down live-action treatment here, but the exploitative attitude remains.

The apparent hook is that Samuel L. Jackson is in it, but he usually seems so distracted it’s like he’s daydreaming about how he’s going to spend the paycheck. This dreary Sin City cheapo rip-off is mean-spirited just for the sake of mean-spiritedness. Obvious, repetitive, and just plain boring, this kite don’t fly. (90 min)

Don Morton

Don Morton has viewed some 6,000 movies, frequently awake. A bachelor and avid cyclist, he currently divides his time between Tokyo and a high-tech 4WD super-camper somewhere in North America.