An architect whose wife and kids are away for the weekend kindly lets a pair of stranded hotties into his isolated home during a rainstorm. They become increasingly seductive, eventually suggesting a ménage a trois. Being a mere human (and male), he agrees, but only reluctantly, so you know he’s still a good guy. Things get out of hand, are not what they seem, yada yada.

I guess it was only a matter of time before the oaken Keanu Reeves sank to doing a movie with torture-porn maestro Eli Roth. This movie is so bad it’s painful to watch, especially when Reeves tries on an unhinged Nicolas Cage tirade. (99 min)