Small Print: May 14, 2015

Small Print: May 14, 2015

Space bots, fraud fumbles, graffiti fixes, and more ...

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(Comic by Adam Garwood)

I’ll continue my job as long as I can use my body.”
—Satoshi Onda, president of J.League Division 2 club FC Gifu, on living with amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, or ALS

BORED IN SPACE

  • An android called Kirobo, which in February completed an 18-month stint on the International Space Station, was recognized by Guinness World Records as taking part in the “highest-altitude human-robot conversation.
  • JAXA launched an intelligence-gathering satellite from its space center in Kagoshima, but don’t expect any further updates about the project—the info collected will be classified under the government’s new state secrets law.
  • Officials at the science ministry have embarked on an effort to map out “the effects of global warming on every  square kilometer of Japan.
  • The education ministry says school kids should study the Paralympics as a way of deepening their “understanding of disabled people and learn[ing] how to live alongside them.”

WELL, THAT’S EMBARRASSING

  • A survey by the internal affairs ministry found that 18 of the government’s 24 most important administrative bodies—ministries, agencies, etc.—lack sufficient supplies to keep functioning in the aftermath of an emergency.
  • One of them is the Fire and Disaster Management Agency.
  • An elderly Hokkaido woman turned the tables on an attempted fraudster by playing along with the scam (which involved nonexistent shares in a construction project), then notifying police when the perp showed up to collect his money.
  • Officials at Mitsubishi Electric say more than 1.5 million of the company’s  TV sets were hit by a transmission glitch that caused them to “repeatedly turn on and off every few minutes.”

STATS

  • 28,923: Number of suspected cases of child abuse referred by police to welfare authorities in 2013—a record
  • 10,168,000: Vehicles sold worldwide in fiscal 2014 by the world’s former No. 1 automaker, Toyota Motor Corporation
  • 10,185,000: Vehicles sold by Volkswagen

NEWS FROM THE IVORY TOWER

  • The University of Tokyo revoked the PhDs of three former members of its bioscience institute for falsifying charts in their doctoral theses.
  • Art students in Nakano are volunteering to paint colorful scenes on local storefronts that have been vandalized by graffiti.
  • Administrators at Toin High School in Osaka—a perennial baseball powerhouse—were accused of keeping a ¥500 million slush fund for “wining and dining” potential recruits and their families.
  • Researchers at the Tokyo University of Science, Keio University, and a local biotech startup developed a storage system that “preserves donor organs in a transplantable state for up to 24 hours.

BUSINESS ON PARADE

  • A newspaper investigation found many companies are unprepared for the My Number system, in which every Japanese citizen will be assigned a 12-digit ID code for taxation, social security, and disaster-response purposes next January.
  • A government white paper says medium-sized businesses are being shut out of the economic recovery due to a shortage of skilled workers.
  • Officials at Suzuki Motor announced a recall of 1.8 million cars and minivans because of faulty ignition switches—the largest ever recall in Japan.
  • Headline of the Week: “Yoshinoya to Try to Increase Night Sales by Luring Drinkers” (via Jiji)

AND FINALLY…

  • Researchers at the World Health Organization declared Japan to be measles-free after no new cases of the disease were reported during the past three years.
  • A Cabinet Office survey found that 10 percent of all Japanese women have been stalked, and 24 percent of married women have been abused by their spouses.
  • A Gunma-based association of relatives of Imperial Army soldiers who died during the Battle of Peleliu in 1944 says the group will disband because its members are getting too old.
  • Authorities in Izunokuni, Shizuoka Prefecture, have renamed two roads in honor of Yomiuri Giants great Shigeo Nagashima, who spent his off-seasons training in the hot-spring city.

Compiled from reports by AP, Japan Today, The Japan Times, Jiji, The Tokyo Reporter, The Mainichi, The Japan News, AFP, Reuters and Kyodo.